Dear Oscar Wilde

Dear Oscar Wilde:

I listened to The Picture of Dorian Gray today. It is a beautifully written story. Your descriptions of  the various luxuries Dorian admired were incredibly detailed and the flow of the writing was quite poetic.

However, if some day you are reincarnated and blessed with similar literary prowess, I would like to request that you incorporate more action and less blah-blah.

Thank you, kindly.